Hi, my name is Thao Thao

• author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
• english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast

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loved-yet-drifted-apar-t:

Leo and DaYoung had a date out ^^

Lmao at Leo sleeping on a stroller~

*Lauren didn’t join them since she’s currently at Canada and will only be back at early June.

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Every time my mother nags at me,

I’m always tempted to be like: 

But I dont, because I’m afraid that she would slap me into a different race: 

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Children’s Book Explaining Homosexuality

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i-like-pigeons:

I don’t think anyone understands how much I love the german language but this…this…this…thank you for being decent human beings and writing this book. 

This is just beautiful. Why is this so hard for you, America??

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